Getting fat!

Even though it was my two week birthday yesterday we did not have a party and I did not get any visitors. I thought the day was quiet because I was having a suprise party. The suprise was there was NO party.

Today we went to Sainsburys again, I wish we could go somewhere more interesting. I thought I would punish Daddy for taking me there by weeing all over the changing mat and also when he wasn�t looking I got a little bit of poo on his clean t-shirt. Hee Hee!

Mummy had some friends around in the evening, they spoke very loudly, I could hear them from my bed. One of them had a really evil laugh.

I think Jack is coming to see me tomorrow, its nice when I get to see my friends. Today I was supposed to be going to a reunion but because of the midwife coming to weigh me again we could not go. I now weigh 8lb 6oz. Mummy says that means I am doing well. I don�t think she would like it if she had put on an eighth of her body weight on two weeks.

Broken boob!

Today was quite a boring day. I was asleep for most of the day, Mummy was busy making cards and Daddy was busy working upstairs.

We all went out for a walk when Daddy got his lunch break but we couldn�t go far and it started raining a bit.

Earlier Lesley hurt Mummy when she was trying to feed me, she made Mummy have a cut on her boob. I hope it doesn�t mean I have to starve now.

American pressies!

This morning was very exciting, I got a parcel from AMERICA! This was from my Great Auntie Janet who lives in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The parcel was full of lovely clothes but my favourite was a pair of socks with big faces on them! It is like having cuddly toys sewn on to my sock so when I kick my feet I will rattle the ducky on my socks!

Daddy has to work today so I won�t see much of him, this means Mummy has to look after me by herself, I think we will be going out for a walk later in the morning or early in the afternoon, I am looking forward to this.

Daddy took me for my walk, we went quite a long way, when we got back Mummy gave me a bath. I wonder if I will ever get used to it.

Two Chocolate Bars!

My highlight of the day was to go to the little shop down the road with my Mummy. She pushed me in my car seat which must have been put on to some wheels. Daddy didn�t come though. The reason she said we were walking to the shop was to shut Daddy up by buying him some chocolate. But why did he need two chocolate bars?

Fly on the wall

Today I made my very own video diary. I will be sending it to my family later.

Just for the video, I had a bath to start the day, then I sat in my bouncing chair for a bit.

After dinner I went with Mummy and Daddy for a walk, we took the plastic bottles to Sainsburys, I slept the whole time.

Mummy and Daddy have started to put me to bed on my own now. I think that this is ok, but it is very quiet in the bedroom on my own. They have something called a BABY MONITOR I can see it from my bed. It listens to me and tells Mummy and Daddy what I am doing.

icky sicky

I had a very sicky night last night, I was very hungry but every time Mummy gave me milk I was sick again and so I cried. Mummy said it looked like cottage cheese!

This morning I did a wee all over my changing mat so Mummy gave me a bath. I still don�t really like having a bath but I like the warm water on my bum.

I had the usual for breakfast. I didn�t keep much of it down though.

Lazy Day

I had a very lazy day today. We did not go anywhere exiting and I only saw Mummy, Daddy and Lesley. I don�t think Marvin came in at all.

It was quite good doing nothing, I could catch up with some more sleep. I think I am getting good at sleeping.

Daddy put on my Lullabies CD but I didn�t like it very much. I prefer rock music like Van Halen. I stopped crying straight away when Daddy put this music on.

They like supermarkets!

Today I went to a place like TESCO but it was more orange and we got to sit down with a lot of my friends. This place was called SAINSBERRY or something, maybe thats why it was so brightly coloured in there.

All my friends were very unsociable and just slept the whole time so I thought I would catch up with my own beauty sleep.

My friend Jack who is a lot smaller than me even though he is twice my age (he is about three weeks old) thought it would be funny to do such a big pee that leaked through his nappy on to his Daddies T-Shirt.

I thought I would remember that one for another time, hee hee!

One of my Cats who is called Lesley had to go to the vet today because she has something wrong with her. Daddy calls it a LIMP. I think I have two cats, one called MARVIN but I never see him, maybe he is imaginary.

Mummy definitely likes yellow. I know this because this morning I had a green poo. Mummy did not like the green poo, she kept on at Daddy about it all day. But later in the day when I did a big yellow poo she was happy again.

The Tesco...

Today was a bit of a boring day for me. Mummy and Daddy decided that as they were both tired that they would take it easy and not do very much at all. This meant that I had to sit in my chair for most of the day. I didn�t really like this because they have not even bought batteries for it.

In the afternoon Mummy went to bed to sleep so Daddy took me to a big place called TESCO to fetch some things to make Mummy feel better, when we got back I watched a film with Daddy, it was called Jarhead, it wasn�t very good, there were no pretty colours in it and no fluffy bears or cuddly elephants.

After having a very boring day I thought I could make some fun to be sure that Mummy and Daddy were enjoying themselves. Daddy was in the kitchen making food (their food is different to mine, it takes a long time to make and comes in lots of colours) and Mummy was giving me a cuddle and feeding me. I soon needed a little rest and thought I would make a little poo. I knew that this would mean Mummy would take me upstairs to give me a new nappy.

Well this was where the fun started. I waited until Mummy had taken off my nappy and then I did a pee all over the changing mat. Mummy cried down to Daddy to tell him what had happened. He shouted back "AWWW TYPICAL, I have just put the eggs in!", and Mummy said she would have to bath me.

When I got out of the bath, Mummy started to dry me in a towel, I thought it would be a good time to finish my poo but this made her cry to Daddy again. Daddy came running up the stairs with his dinner plate in his hand and said "You will have to get her cleaned up now, theres nothing much I can do with this in my hand, I have put your dinner in the oven", but Mummy was not listening. Daddy told her to put me back in the bath to get the poo off, and to leave my towel behind. When Mummy was running with me to the bathroom I did a bit more poo. It got on the carpet and made a yellow line. Daddy came running back with his dinner in his hand and started to clean the poo from the carpet with some toilet paper.

Just as Mummy was getting me out of the bath again Daddy started to laugh at her, when she asked what he was laughing at he said "You, running around with your boob still out!". I didn�t understand what was so funny about it, but because they had stopped looking at me I had a little cry.

A little bit before bed, Daddy finally put some batteries in my chair. It makes some funny noises and makes the chair shake. I am not sure that I like this because I find it hard to concentrate on crying when the chair is shaking like that. I have to cry because when I don�t, Mummy and Daddy just look at this thing in the corner called a TELEVISION. Boring.

Birth Certificate

Wow, I went in the green box again today, Mummy and Daddy call it a C-A-R. I thought we had two of those at home but I think they are C-A-Ts. It was quite a day but we went into a busy town and got something called a "Birth Certificate" I think Mummy said that it now means that I officially exist, but I am sure that I was born on Wednesday and so I already know that I exist. We also went to see some of Mummy�s friends where she used to work, they all had a cuddle with me and I thought that some of them were going to feed me but they didn�t which disappointed me. I got a nice new bouncy chair, I think I will sleep in it later. It is yellow, I think they like me in yellow because thats the colour of my bedroom. They made me wear a yellow dress today too. I don�t know if I like yellow.

I am falling apart... already!

My umbilical cord fell off today, Daddy told me that I have a very nice belly button now. I thought I would thank him for his compliment by having a wee on my changing mat. He didn�t seem to like that very much.

Massive Poo!

I made a massive poo this morning, it was funny. Daddy said it looked like mustard. I don�t know what mustard is but it must be quite funky. I had more visitors today, Nanna Lizzie, Uncle Rhys and Great Granny and Bruce too. I wasn�t short of a few cuddles again today, but I had to make lots of noise again in the night because I think that Mummy and Daddy must have forgotten all about me. They were just lying down again. I don�t like it when they do that.

Sainsbury Again!

Mummy took me to Sainsburys today. We walked there as the weather was nice and sunny.

In the afternoon, Mummy to took me to a place where the Mummy´s and babies were all sat round in a circle. This must have frightened me because I started to cry.

There was a lady at the front of the circle talking about baby massaging. I didn´t feel like having a massage and so I fell asleep!

Grandma and Hannah....

My Grandma and Auntie Rowina and Cousin Hannah came to visit today, I had cuddles all day long, it was nice. I thought it would be fun to make a lot of noise late at night because Mummy and Daddy were just lying down and I thought they may want to cuddle me.

Another day... another poo

I woke up early and was given my breakfast, this was nice but I made some sick again before long. After a few hours I was bundled up into my comfy seat again and put into the green box, when we got there my seat was put on to some wheels and we looked at some clothes for me. I had some great fun later on, I kept Mummy and Daddy awake for hours but I had a very bad tummy and did a huge poo.

Some place called Home

After a long stay in this warm place with lots of other little people like me, I was taken away, after 15 minutes inside this green box I was inside a new place and the first thing I saw was this large furry creature, it was black and came to sniff me. Before long I was in a new comfy bed and went to sleep.

Born... for the first time!

I was born today, it was quite traumatic but I think I did just fine. It was quite cold when I got out but I was soon cuddled by this strange man whose voice I recognised from somewhere.

I met my Mummy too, she was very tired... but she looked very nice.

John Lewis Torture!

This morning Mummy and Daddy took me to JOHN LEWIS to torture me. They put me in front of a table and this horrible American woman pressed my hands into some cold clay, she hurt me too because she bent my fingers back the wrong way. Mummy couldn´t watch and I screamed lots. Just when I thought it was all over they put my feet in another one, because I was not expecting cold feet I let out a little wee.

In the afternoon we went to a very boring place to get something called a Bank Account this depressed Daddy because he says that I have more money than him.