The Tesco...

Today was a bit of a boring day for me. Mummy and Daddy decided that as they were both tired that they would take it easy and not do very much at all. This meant that I had to sit in my chair for most of the day. I didn�t really like this because they have not even bought batteries for it.

In the afternoon Mummy went to bed to sleep so Daddy took me to a big place called TESCO to fetch some things to make Mummy feel better, when we got back I watched a film with Daddy, it was called Jarhead, it wasn�t very good, there were no pretty colours in it and no fluffy bears or cuddly elephants.

After having a very boring day I thought I could make some fun to be sure that Mummy and Daddy were enjoying themselves. Daddy was in the kitchen making food (their food is different to mine, it takes a long time to make and comes in lots of colours) and Mummy was giving me a cuddle and feeding me. I soon needed a little rest and thought I would make a little poo. I knew that this would mean Mummy would take me upstairs to give me a new nappy.

Well this was where the fun started. I waited until Mummy had taken off my nappy and then I did a pee all over the changing mat. Mummy cried down to Daddy to tell him what had happened. He shouted back "AWWW TYPICAL, I have just put the eggs in!", and Mummy said she would have to bath me.

When I got out of the bath, Mummy started to dry me in a towel, I thought it would be a good time to finish my poo but this made her cry to Daddy again. Daddy came running up the stairs with his dinner plate in his hand and said "You will have to get her cleaned up now, theres nothing much I can do with this in my hand, I have put your dinner in the oven", but Mummy was not listening. Daddy told her to put me back in the bath to get the poo off, and to leave my towel behind. When Mummy was running with me to the bathroom I did a bit more poo. It got on the carpet and made a yellow line. Daddy came running back with his dinner in his hand and started to clean the poo from the carpet with some toilet paper.

Just as Mummy was getting me out of the bath again Daddy started to laugh at her, when she asked what he was laughing at he said "You, running around with your boob still out!". I didn�t understand what was so funny about it, but because they had stopped looking at me I had a little cry.

A little bit before bed, Daddy finally put some batteries in my chair. It makes some funny noises and makes the chair shake. I am not sure that I like this because I find it hard to concentrate on crying when the chair is shaking like that. I have to cry because when I don�t, Mummy and Daddy just look at this thing in the corner called a TELEVISION. Boring.