John Lewis Torture!

This morning Mummy and Daddy took me to JOHN LEWIS to torture me. They put me in front of a table and this horrible American woman pressed my hands into some cold clay, she hurt me too because she bent my fingers back the wrong way. Mummy couldn´t watch and I screamed lots. Just when I thought it was all over they put my feet in another one, because I was not expecting cold feet I let out a little wee.

In the afternoon we went to a very boring place to get something called a Bank Account this depressed Daddy because he says that I have more money than him.